9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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