Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
