I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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