rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My liver just had a heart attack.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Randomize
