Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
