I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
