That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
