this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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