this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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