I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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