bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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