is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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