hotel room ftw
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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