Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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