quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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