i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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