brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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