OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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