You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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