y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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