Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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