We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
so much tequila, so little girl.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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