ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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