I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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