found the other keg... it's in the tree
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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