gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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