"it" just moved
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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