if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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