ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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