i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
