I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Randomize
