sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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