I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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