i think my tv is drunk
I could have mohawked her pubes.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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