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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left

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(847): View more from Illinois

he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on

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(817): View more from Texas

And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha

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