Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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