quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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