Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
