This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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