69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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