I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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