no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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