i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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