Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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