how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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