Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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