Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
What drink are we having for lunch?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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