Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
