You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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