Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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